"i cant sleep"
BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that
That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….
And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.
Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?
Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place.
And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door